We Steal From Old People: The Game

Key art for We Steal From Old People: The Game. An orange horned weasel swings a cane at a startled grandma in a polka-dot dress as toy bricks fly through a yellow-to-purple sky.

Reckless Ben and One Big Sip present

Out Nov 5

Beat swarms of old people and take their bricks in this action roguelite. Rip them from their disgusting old hands. You need bricks. You need all the bricks for yourself because you’re a slimy little brick weasel. You are like a brick vampire and bricks are the blood you need!

Quick facts

Genre
Action roguelite
Platform
PC (Steam)
Status
Out Nov 5
Players
Single-player
Release
Nov 5
Presented by
Reckless Ben & One Big Sip

Four easy steps to brick godhood.

Pay attention. There will be a test. The test is stealing.

  1. Gameplay: the weasel punches a grandma in a polka-dot dress in a grassy park
    01 / STEAL

    STEAL FROM OLD PEOPLE. BUILD AN EMPIRE. FEEL NOTHING.

    Beat up helpless old people and take every single brick they own all for yourself. You need these bricks more than they do. They’re going to die soon anyway. Beat them, take their bricks, and then use those bricks to become more powerful.

    Become extremely powerful by snatching all the most rare bricks you can. Hire goons to help you. Hunt for the old people. Hit them. Beat the bricks out of their pockets. They disgust me.

  2. 02 / SURVIVE

    THE INTERNET IS COMING FOR YOU.

    Watch out for all the stupid annoying self-proclaimed “internet vigilantes” who seem to want to help the old people for some reason. There are many different types of them and you hate them.

    Why would anyone bother helping an old person? What do they get out of it? NOTHING! So kill them all!

    Gameplay: the weasel faces the camera in a parking lot, backed by a swarm of red-capped goons with a blond vigilante in a yellow jacket in the middle.
  3. Gameplay: a pixel-art orange weasel sprints across a 3D strip-mall parking lot, with a crowd of red-capped goons running behind.
    03 / HIRE

    HIRE A WORKFORCE WITH NO STANDARDS.

    MMMMmmm Bricks. You want the bricks but you also NEED them! Your brick builds will earn you passive income that you can use to hire goons! Karen Managers. Corrupt Cops, and many more to help you stop the meddling internet scum who stand between you and YOUR BRICKS!

    We do things differently here!

  4. Gameplay: a first-person view of a dark lair, with a clawed orange hand reaching toward colorful bricks on a desk beside a green lamp and a big green button.
    04 / BUILD

    BUILD DUMB THINGS. GET STRONGER.

    In my lair, your brick creations will also make you more powerful! So you can beat old people more efficiently and steal their bricks with greater ease! So many secret builds to discover and increase your power!

    Now Hurry! Get to these old people before someone else does! Beat them and take their bricks! Become a BRICK GOD!! BRICKS!! I LOVE BRICKS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!!!

Evidence.

Photos from a heist in progress.

  • Gameplay: a pixel-art orange weasel sprints across a 3D strip-mall parking lot, with a crowd of red-capped goons running behind.
    Exhibit A RUN FROM THE OLD PEOPLE PROTECTORS
  • Gameplay: the weasel punches a grandma in a polka-dot dress in a grassy park
    Exhibit B He is stealing from Old People
  • Gameplay: a top-down view of the weasel brawling on a plaza sidewalk beside a bench and a vending machine as two grandmas look on.
    Exhibit C OLDDD
  • Gameplay: the weasel faces the camera in a parking lot, backed by a swarm of red-capped goons with a blond vigilante in a yellow jacket in the middle.
    Exhibit D WHO IS THIS YOUTUBER
  • Gameplay: a first-person view of a dark lair, with a clawed orange hand reaching toward colorful bricks on a desk beside a green lamp and a big green button.
    Exhibit E THE EMPEROR'S LAIR

Become a BRICK GOD.

Now hurry! Get to these old people before someone else does!

Press kit

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Fact sheet
Title
We Steal From Old People: The Game
Presented by
Reckless Ben and One Big Sip
Genre
Action roguelite
Platform
PC (Steam)
Release
Nov 5
Boilerplate - Game

We Steal From Old People: The Game is an action roguelite presented by Reckless Ben and One Big Sip. Beat swarms of old people, take their bricks, and use them to build an empire of goons and dumb-but-powerful creations while fending off self-proclaimed internet vigilantes. Out Nov 5 on PC via Steam.

Boilerplate - Studio

One Big Sip is a small self-funded indie game studio who all share the same core principals: making fun polished games and a shared love of Norm Macdonald’s moth joke. You know the one.

Exhibit A